Who the fuck named the Sahara Desert anyway
Sahara is just the Arabic word for “deserts”
You fucking named it the Desert Desert
way to fucking go
I’ll take “European Imperialists Who Never Bothered To Translate The Local Languages” for $200, Alex.
"Soviet" means "union"
The Union Union
We’re good at this.
the world is full of nothing but moon moons we are all moon moon all of us
me attempting to reach the goals I’ve set in life
this dude got premade cards for this bitch
Favorite story ever
I like how he counted how many times he stabbed her
Cute Little Rascals!
Part of me wants to work really hard in college and change the world.
Part of me wants to not work hard at all and marry some rich guy.
And the other 97% of me just wants to sleep.
"We bought Carley Cotton a new squeaky toy and this is where the sticker ended up." [cuteoverload]