derselala:

thosegreenapples:

lyrangalia:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

voltisubito:

Who the fuck named the Sahara Desert anyway

Sahara is just the Arabic word for “deserts”

You fucking named it the Desert Desert

way to fucking go

chai tea

I’ll take “European Imperialists Who Never Bothered To Translate The Local Languages” for $200, Alex.

"Soviet" means "union"
The Union Union

We’re good at this.

the world is full of nothing but moon moons we are all moon moon all of us

yelled:

me attempting to reach the goals I’ve set in life

image

wholegrainhobag:

tgemini:

yungronstoppable:

sitonmylightsaber:

theclearlydope:

Pre-tip.
[via]

this dude got premade cards for this bitch



Favorite story ever

I like how he counted how many times he stabbed her

wholegrainhobag:

tgemini:

yungronstoppable:

sitonmylightsaber:

theclearlydope:

Pre-tip.

[via]

this dude got premade cards for this bitch

Favorite story ever

I like how he counted how many times he stabbed her

katswenski:

Cute Little Rascals!

Part of me wants to drop out of college and go travel the world.
Part of me wants to work really hard in college and change the world.
Part of me wants to not work hard at all and marry some rich guy.
And the other 97% of me just wants to sleep.
(via sincerelypalita)
tastefullyoffensive:

"We bought Carley Cotton a new squeaky toy and this is where the sticker ended up." [cuteoverload]

tastefullyoffensive:

"We bought Carley Cotton a new squeaky toy and this is where the sticker ended up." [cuteoverload]

bekkathyst:

pieandhotdogs:

whoreofabaddon

help i can’t stop reblogging this

bekkathyst:

pieandhotdogs:

whoreofabaddon

help i can’t stop reblogging this